
GREETINGS ONCE AGAIN, TINY-HEADED COMIC BOOK (finger quotes) “FANATICS!!” Consider yourselves blessed, for I have taken you down into Sub-Basement #125 of Advanced Idea Mechanics’ Top-Secret Headquarters, where in this holding cell I have under safekeeping the writer of my freshly debuted mini-series Super-Villain Team-Up: MODOK’S 11, Fred Van Lente. He will have to speak loudly to answer my interview questions to avoid being drowned out by the pitiful screams of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents undergoing interrogation down the hall.
MODOK: Please describe your head for our readers, Fred Van Lente. Use as much detail as possible.
FVL: It’s a bit larger than I’d like it to be – uh, no offense – so large, in fact, that there are two small divots on either side of my scalp where I actually... got stuck while being born. I think they needed salad tongs or something to get me out, my head was so big. Fortunately, both cranial potholes are fully covered by hair, though I suppose if the whole comic book writing thing doesn’t pan out I could always shave my head and join a freakshow.
Sorry … was that more information than you were looking for?
MODOK: (long pause) Yes.
Moving on: I have no doubt, Fred Van Lente, that you chose to write Super-Villain Team-Up primarily because you knew that penning the first comic book title headlined by I – MODOK! — would catapult you instantly to the upper echelons of comic book stardom. But were there any other factors involved?
FVL: Well, I had gotten to work for Marvel in the first place due, in part, to editor Mark Paniccia liking a “super crime” series I had written for Moonstone and Image, The Silencers, which was about a team of super-powered mob enforcers that become freelance operators when the Mafia family they work for gets rubbed out.
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